Quote of the day
Friend: I hate how people put “fuck” in every sentence Me: that’s the beauty of it, you can just put it anywhere and it still makes sense. Friend: You could, but it doesn’t mean you shoud. “TELL YOUR MOTHER I WANNA GO TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE” see? After that I just pretty much got a six pack from laughing so hard. Source is my friend, code named: Fahmetty.
Me: “what’s an elegant word for throwing up?” Ella:...– I guess you could say the source was her snookiness.
Shofa: “Do piranhas have two eyes or one?” Me: “That was the...– My friend shofa, yes.. That’s her name.
Ludo: “what do you call obama running down a hill? Me:...– Almost drunk ludo
Me: Do you like the feeling you get when you vomit? Riza: My god *looks away a...– My friend, riza benjamin.
1000bodies: sits back and casually watches everyone pretend they were a whitney houston fan
A video of me dancing in school with my best African bro. We just groovin.
Go play video games