February 2012
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Quote of the day
Friend: I hate how people put “fuck” in every sentence
Me: that’s the beauty of it, you can just put it anywhere and it still makes sense.
Friend: You could, but it doesn’t mean you shoud. “TELL YOUR MOTHER I WANNA GO TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE” see?
After that I just pretty much got a six pack from laughing so hard. Source is my friend, code named: Fahmetty.
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“Me: “what’s an elegant word for throwing up?”
Ella:...”
– I guess you could say the source was her snookiness.
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“Shofa: “Do piranhas have two eyes or one?”
Me: “That was the...”
– My friend shofa, yes.. That’s her name.
“Ludo: “what do you call obama running down a hill?
Me:...”
– Almost drunk ludo
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“Me: Do you like the feeling you get when you vomit?
Riza: My god *looks away a...”
– My friend, riza benjamin.
preach
1000bodies:
sits back and casually watches everyone pretend they were a whitney houston fan
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WatchA video of me dancing in school with my best African bro. We just groovin.
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Go play video games
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January 2012
28 posts
